Monday, January 17, 2011

Ice Skating!

Today I went ice skating for the first time in a while, and let me tell you, I got the hang of it pretty quick. Here is a picture of me after about two minutes on the ice:
 Ha ha yeah right! First of all, instead of a cute little dress, I wore pants and a coat; it was cold in there! And secondly, I was a bit more timid than I would like to admit. You see, ice skating is basically like rollerblading or skating, except instead of little wheels on the bottoms of your shoes, you have tiny machetes on your skates. Which could like, slice off someones finger at anytime, or get stuck in the wall or something. The skates never seem to fit right either...I could have sworn I had two left skates! And then you have a million people crammed into the rink with you, all of whom have mostly never skated in their lives as well. So if one person goes down, usually its a three to four person crash in the middle of the rink...not pretty. And there never really is enough wall space for everyone, so try and hug the side when 50 four-year-olds are holding on for dear life! Needless to say, towards the end of the skating time, I got the hang of it; well, skating forwards that is. I guess to skate backward you must have ninja powers or something, because the coordination required to skate backwards surpassed quantum physics and genetic engineering any day. phew! its like walking backwards! I mean come on! I barely master skating forwards, and now you're introducing this strange new way of skating! Its like being told to eat with your toes! :) And the Zamboni! I have decided that a Zamboni is actually a rare Italian dish mixed with a steamroller :)

Monday, January 10, 2011

Soccer Kitty!

This picture pretty much sums up what I feel every soccer game! I can imagine him yelling 'Holy Cow!' or 'Thats the last time I volunteer to be the goalie!' :)

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Kitten stuck between glass windows

Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute - Parry Gripp

Wiener Dog riding Skateboard

Cat Flushing A Toilet Music Video - Parry Gripp

Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom - Parry Gripp

sooo cute! :0


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We've changed!

So, we decided that 'fashion tips' is kind of a specific topic for us, so we've decided to change our blog! We are now Bert 'n' Squirt, and we will be bringing you happiness and laughter, something we tend to think we are good at :) . So sit back, relax, and listen to us give you random stuff to make your life more enjoyable! :)